GERMANY: This is good. If we all have one currency, you’ll all have to look like me, act like me, be like me.
GREECE: Ok, so will you now get your car salesmen off me, and start sending them more to the Far East? And good luck with that. It’s hard enough for me selling goat cheese to those cheap bastards.
SPAIN: Ay Dios mio. Now I look like all you señores.
IRELAND: Seeing as I now look and act like all you grandpas, perhaps I can move in and take over your old jobs?
PORTUGAL: Great! I look like Señor Germany.